These candles are "uniquely labeled for every malicious occasion" and are hand poured in Snohomish, Washington into reusable and recyclable glass jars. Even better, they smell great, are long-lasting (45 hour burn time) and are sure to put a smile on your face. As the ladies at Malicious Women Company say, "what better way to let that shit go than by setting it on fire?"
Each candle is made with 100% organic soy with a braided all-cotton wick and zero additives, UV inhibitors, binders, stabilizers or artificial colors.
- Bitches Get Shit Done - Infused with: Ambition (Berry Bellini)
- Boss Lady - Infused with: Hustle & Caffeine (Pina Colada)
- Brains, Beauty, & Badassery - Infused with: A Motherf'n Trifecta (Cabernet All Day)
- Chance Made Us Co-workers, Absolute Chaos Made Us Friends - Infused with: Eye Rolls, Sarcasm, & Covert Texts (Moxie)
- Every Great Mom Says the "F" Word - Infused with: Nouns, Verbs & Adjectives (Fig & Rosemary)
- I Am Stronger Than the Bullshit - Infused with: Overload & Fatigue (Fig & Rosemary)
- I'd Shank A Bitch for You - Infused with: Situational Ethics (Moxie)
- Please Don't Do Meth in our Bathroom - Infused with: Common Courtesy (Oakmoss & Amber)
- Shit Show - Infused with: Chaos (A Hot Mess)
Scents:
A Hot Mess - Baking spices and red-hot cinnamon, with a hint of black tea
Berry Bellini - Blood orange, fresh berries & subtle notes of palm sugarcane
Cabernet All Day - Sweet cabernet red wine iwth hints of strawberries & sugar
Moxie - Notes of cardamom, ginger and nutmeg with subtle vanilla
Oakmoss & Amber - Musty & rich wood, with amber notes
Pina Colada - sweet pineapple, velvety coconut & lush tropical fruit
Funny 100% Soy Apothecary Style Candle
- Trim wick to 1/4" before each lighting
- Allow the melt pool to reach the edges of the jar before extinguishing
- Do not burn for longer than 4 hours at a time
- Discontinue use when 1/4" of wax is left
- Reuse your jar! Heat under hot water, pour wax in trash, and rinse with dish soap.